Kinja'd!!! "Doug DeMuro" (dougdemuro)
04/25/2014 at 17:09 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Doug DeMuro
04/25/2014 at 17:12

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Doesn't everybody need 550Hp to pick their kids up from soccer practice?


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Doug DeMuro
04/25/2014 at 17:12

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HPE 1000 A.K.A 1000+ HP Cadillac Escalade.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Doug DeMuro
04/25/2014 at 17:15

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If it's an X5 M clone, it's not ridiculous.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Doug DeMuro
04/25/2014 at 17:16

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Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > jkm7680
04/25/2014 at 17:17

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Depends. In America, yes. but thats because everyone has 5 kids and they are all obese...


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 17:18

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Haha. I don't know of ANYONE who has 5 kids! Except Eric Camden.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 17:19

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Some say while loaded with five obese children, the Gl63 has the same amount of horsepower as a Geo Metro.


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > For Sweden
04/25/2014 at 17:19

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But the GL63 is the size larger than the X5M! X5M rival would be the ML63. GL63 is like a high-performance Suburban.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Doug DeMuro
04/25/2014 at 17:22

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Apparently you've never been to Jersey.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 18:23

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I'm American and I want to have 5 kids. But I'm skinny. I need to feed the future children a ton of lard to make them fat. That way I can justify this AMG.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Manuél Ferrari
04/25/2014 at 18:33

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Be sure to buy in bulk from Sam's Club or Cosco.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 19:59

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That's the correct way to roll right there.


Kinja'd!!! xc90v8/I4 :( > Doug DeMuro
04/26/2014 at 10:46

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But what if my own SL65 is in service and I had to use my wifes car. Would really suck if it didn't have 550 BHP..


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > xc90v8/I4 :(
04/26/2014 at 11:33

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Precisely.


Kinja'd!!! Daniel > CAR_IS_MI
04/26/2014 at 14:10

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Well now. My parents have four kids, and at 120 pounds and 5'7", I'm the heaviest. We also have a '00 Sienna, with 190 hp to move two tons of minivan. It's actually surprisingly fast. Considering.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Doug DeMuro
04/26/2014 at 16:54

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My friend has 6. She drives a Yukon XL Denali with more stains than miles (around 150,000). Her husband drives a 525i wagon. One of the daughters drives a Volvo V70. Its funny trying to get them all to an event.


Kinja'd!!! intheDeedtheGlory > Doug DeMuro
04/28/2014 at 02:12

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Just wait for the X7 M! It's coming, maybe with a V12! just kidding! it will be a S63tu variant with slightly more boost than an X5M!